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Number 451, Jan. 9, 2004

Ievhen Pavlovych Hrebinka (1812-1848)

 


"He put my sins in a new perspective. Whereas they had been small and mean and nasty and best forgotten, this minister gave them some size and bloom and dignity. I hadn’t been thinking very well of myself for some years, but if my sins had this dimension there was some pride left. I wasn’t a naughty child but a first rate sinner, and I was going to catch it. I felt so revived in spirit that I put five dollars in the plate, and afterward, in front of the church, shook hands warmly with the minister and as many of the congregation as I could. It gave me a lovely sense of evil-doing that lasted clear through till Tuesday.”

—John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley in Search of America


 

A Brief History of God

By Rev. David DeChant

 

Remember in grade school when they told us that we, the citizens of the United States, governed this country? That we were the government, and the government was we? Now, as adults, we know there is only some truth to this, as there are no absolutes.

 

Now, stick with me a minute. The oldest religion is Shamanism in all its forms. Shamanism placed God everywhere—in the rivers, in the wind, the rocks, the fire, the buffalo, etc. This worked for a long time and still does somewhere, I’m sure. The Greeks formed myths about different gods doing more anthropomorphized activities like raping women and drinking wine, but then their great thinkers decided the universe was made up of spinning spheres around the sun. The Greeks adapted to the new “discoveries” and their culture fit them in. This idea stood for a couple thousand years.

 

Then, Ptolemy mapped the earth back in the center the way Christians wanted it. Copernicus displaced earth to the left and put the sun back in the middle. Galileo observed and confirmed this. Kepler used math and discovered the planets orbited in an elliptical manner. Newton explained the force that kept us from flying off a spinning globe and our planet from flying out of our solar system.

 

Each step of this mental advancement made religion swoon. People were killed and imprisoned in attempts to shift God from the middle and subject to the mathematical precepts to which He had already constrained the rest of His creation. These new ideas didn’t fit in with the affected cultures, resulting in friction.

 

Einstein then removed the static nature of space and in the process warped space and time and added/disproved some of Newton’s physics. Lamaitre, Hoyle, and Hubble blew the universe apart, collapsed it, and blew it up some more times. Hawking gave the universe matter-eating black holes with single primordial atoms. The “Laws” of Physics became surreal and preposterous, but mathematically justified.

 

Beckett told us not to wait for God. Alcoholics Anonymous says rely on whatever power you need as God to overcome your human weakness toward temptation. Darwin says we weren’t zapped into being but evolved from more primitive forms: from monkeys, and they from insectivores, and they from mice, and they from fish, from worms, from bacteria, all the way down to amino acids.

 

Remember when I promised a point? Well, Science doesn’t diminish God. Science is a religion of sorts, just one that lends itself better towards the medium of language and math, proof, equation. One must have as much faith for the Big Bang as one does for Adam and Eve.

 

God is what you need Him/Her/It to be. Religion is what you need from your belief in God. We are the governing body of God—not just the citizens of the US, but the earthlings that can conceive of such an entity. Ask yourself how God is important to your culture, and accept that there is not one culture. And God is still the rivers, the sun, the wind, the trees.

 

The way you use God reflects on your fellow earthlings, so please ask not what God can do for you, but what you can do for God…and don’t let it bother the rest of us, because we are also using God the way that works for us and our culture.

 

Because, like government, there is only some truth to it all.

 

Rev. David DeChant writes “The Deacon’s Beacon,” for The Cabbagetown Neighbor, and contributes a monthly column to the poetrysheet. He is your humble servant at 404-822-4290.

 


Today’s poems:

 

alphabetized

(from a publisher’s catalogue)

 

contemporary issues

creation vs. evolution

critical thinking

education

fiction

 

freethought

golden age

great books in philosophy

great minds

health and well-being


salt

 

snowshovel scrape, crunch

tire whine

 

breath hung in streetlight

mumbles, sighs clipped to neon

 

citizens, salvagers, gleaners

inhaling night

 


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