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whimsy, subversion, bowling

Number 465, Feb. 16, 2004

Thomas Raynesford Lounsbury (1838–1915)

 


We went down into dungeons underneath the water, where they used to keep State prisoners, kept them buried alive for years. We saw all the old instruments of torture; rusty iron cages where a man couldn’t lie down or stand up, but had to sit bent over till he grew crooked. It made you feel queer when you came up, to think how people had been left to rot away down there, when there was so much sun and water outside. Seems like something used to be the matter with the world.”

Usher to Claude, the Marine, and Fanning, in “Book Four: The Voyage of the Anchises” from One of Ours


 

Super Bowl shenanigans

By Will Leathem

 

Ok, so I am an inveterate rooter for the underdog—be it primal-screaming Howard Dean or the Panthers. True to form, such was the case with Sunday's much ballyhooed Super Bowl extravaganza.

 

In recent years, I've noted that most pre-game chatter has little to do with teams, defense, offense, strategies, etc. Instead, the great preponderance of talk is speculation about the commercials.

 

Yes, the Super Bowl is the time when the advertisers roll out their coolest, funniest, most spectacularly special-effected sales pitches. Where else but in America does the public interest in mechanism make the prime activity of second-string importance? We are, indeed, a strange and wonderful people.

 

I was particularly intrigued by the CBS decision to refuse time to one particular commercial, "Child's Pay" by amateur filmmaker, Charlie Fisher of Denver.

 

Now, CBS extorts (I mean 'charges'...) third parties wishing to access the public airwaves well in excess of $1 million for each 30-second ad. A political organization named MoveOn.org agreed to underwrite the showing of "Child's Pay" and had raised the one-plus million dollar extortion (I mean 'fee'...) from its grassroots network in small contributions—$10, $20, and $100 at a time (as opposed to the mega-corps with multi-million dollar ad budgets).

 

Yet, CBS refused to accept the one-plus million dollars and refused to show "Child's Pay." Granted, MoveOn.org is a political organization and, as such, has a political agenda. But CBS did show some spots produced by the Whitehouse (an institution known for espousing its political agenda). CBS pleaded the high-mindedness of the Whitehouse's "anti-drug" ads as its excuse—ads CBS proudly showed side-by-side with a virtually unending stream of ads begging Americans to purchase beer, Viagra (boner pills), and a host of other 'legal' pharmaceuticals (but then, that's another discussion...).

 

So, just what was so disturbing, so controversial (more controversial than the multi-million dollar exposure of Janet Jackson's boob, for instance) that the ever-caring, ever-concerned CBS big-wigs felt that they needed to step in and proactively protect YOU, the viewer, and preempt the good name of that sacrosanct institution, the Super Bowl (and its high-priced carnival of buy-buy-buy sponsors) from the viewing of such a subversive ad as "Child's Pay?"

 

Well, why don't you see for yourself? Visit:

 

http://www.bushin30seconds.org

 

Click on "Child's Pay,” then press the play arrow below the blank TV screen.

 

Will Leathem owns Prospero’s Books, a new and used bookstore at 1800 W. 39th St., Kansas City, MO. He is a political activist, publisher, writer, and constant supporter of poetry and literature in Kansas City. He is also a semi-regular contributor to the poetrysheet. The bookstore Web site is at www.prosperosbookstore.com.


Today’s poems:

 

While you’re gone

 

times like this

aren’t to be alone—

waking on cold mornings

ice quaking up the panes

breath draped from the dog’s snout

 

water’s frozen in the bowl

bush skeltons scratch the house

confusion hangs along the fence

chaos’s loose in the wood pile

stink’s sub-zeroed over the compost

 

end of the week, maybe

the sun will arrive

free the miasmas

inside and out

let lives grow again


Peace and war

By Matt Bernier

 

What can we do about this world of ours?

The love, hate, peace, and wars?

 

It's too confusing to grow up in

kindness, trouble, good and sin.

 

How are children supposed to learn to behave?

To love, hate, enjoy, or enslave?

 

Set an example for those who are watching,

With acts, deeds, spirit, and talking

 

Do what you say and say what you mean.

 


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