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Number 458, Jan. 30, 2004

A Special Place

 


Stranger: “Sometimes you eat the b’ar. Sometimes the b’ar eats you.”

Dude: “I like that. What is it? Some kinda Eastern thing?”

Stranger: “Far from it.”

—Ethan and Joel Coen from the film The Big Lebowski


 
The fly fisherman

 

The dirt road lead up out of the campground through stands of pines. About a mile and half up, it broke into a clearing. The sky clouded quickly as a storm came in over the valley. I set my lean-to and hung my pack on a limb about 100 feet away as it began to rain, steady and quiet. In the night, a bear shuffled for about an hour, clawing trees. Thunder rumbled through the peaks and rolled up the valley. The next morning, bear tracks in the mud wound in circles under the pack.

 

As I arrived at the Black Rock ranger station, a cyclist rode up. Steve was from Prairie Village, a suburb of Kansas City, and had been living in Lawrence, Kansas, before he took off on a coast-to-coast ride across the United States. He’d started in Seattle, riding across Washington and Montana before dropping through Yellowstone and Grand Teton national parks.

 

We shook hands, and he wiped his forehead with the back of a gloved hand. He was a tall, good-looking kid with long blond hair. He traveled sparely, with two small panniers on the bike, his fly rod strapped across his handlebars. He was slender and healthy. A mischievous look plagued his face.

 

Steve said he had worked part-time in a Kansas City fly fishing shop. His wanted to fly fish for trout in every state he passed through.

 

“You’re out of luck in Kansas,” I said.

 

“Dude, I know,” he said. “It’s my one failing.”

 

But he had one other. “I’m not always motivated to buy a fishing license. I rode into Montana from Idaho, and there was a fine river. Fish everywhere. I rode down the highway next to the river. I swear I would have bought a license if I could’ve.

 

“But that stream was fat and sweet. I looked both ways and pulled off the road and made about two casts. Hauled in the nicest fish, a rainbow. And there he was—conservation agent, big as day.

 

“I couldn’t understand where he came from. I didn’t even try to dodge him. He wrote me up and took me into a police station, where they gave me one of those orange suits. Fortunately, the judge was in the next day. I plead guilty, paid my fine—a hundred and twenty bucks—and went right back to that river and snuck around some more. I never did buy a license. You’d think, with all the money you pay, they’d at least pony a license when you leave the jail.”

 

Except for that one incident, Steve said he had a fine trip.

 


Today’s poem:

 

Rodeo

 

the kid rode for seven point three

before the bronc bucked him skyward

but that hand never came free

 

tied as it was by a boy

who stuffed snuff in his lip

and said he was gonna win

 

the kid’s arm spaghettied around

he tried, but that horse ran faster

and he fell under hooves

 

round they went, over manure,

dirt, skagweed, and shoe nails

laundry brushing over cattle fence

 

men on ponies didn’t stop that horse

a clown tackled him

and socked him one in the jaw

 

cut loose, the boy slid to the ground,

red cheeked, round mouthed

a rag doll brought in from the cold

 


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