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whimsy, subversion, bowling

Number 479, March 22, 2004

A.E. Housman (Alfred Edward Housman, 1859–1936)


So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.”

—Benjamin Franklin, His Autobiography: 1706-1757


 

A quiet moment on a steady boat

 

A rope of bulbs strung between the catalpas swung in the wind. The moon had climbed high into the branches and showered die-hards sipping beer at wooden picnic tables and metal folding chairs with flecks of silver. Candles lit faces of the men and women, who talked quietly while they shifted their feet over the yellow green mat of leaves growing thick on the deck.

 

“Why don’t you fill me up another for the boys at four?” Eve said to Juan, who worked under a couple of dim lamps behind the bar. “They’re leavin’ for home tomorrow, somewhere Midwest, or at least that’s what they say. They been good to me the last coupla weeks. It’s on me.”

 

“You do this too much, Eve,” he said. He pulled a clean pitcher off the shelf behind him. “They ain’t never comin’ back.”

 

“They been good to me, Juan. I’ll make up the tip.”

 

Eve turned and leaned against the bar. The catalpa dropped leaves big as fans the funeral home passed out to bereaved in the dog days. Chill had come into the air lately; customers had thinned out. It was close to the end of the season.

 

When she came back to the bar, she looked up at the lights jostling about. It would be nice to make a lasting impression, she thought. Have a discussion. Talk about something other than the weather or St. Ann’s or how business was at Sprightly’s.

 

“Juan, how long you worked here?” she said. She sat at the stool and leaned her elbows against the brass rail.

 

“Seventeen years,” he said, grabbing a towel off his shoulder to put polish on a glass.

 

“You like it?”

 

“I don’t know. It’s not something I think about much.” He held the glass up to the light.

 

“Really?”

 

“Sure. It’s a job. You know, a place that lets me do things I think’re important.”

 

“Like what?” She leaned farther forward and propped her head up by putting her chin between her fists.

 

“Well, I don’t really want to own my own business,” Juan said. “I never found anything I was interested in, career-wise. I just want to make enough to take care of my wife and kid, and to go fishing in my boat out off the jetty.” He put the glass on a rubber skid in the bar gutter.

 

“That makes you happy?” Eve said.

 

“Sure.” Towel in one hand, he leaned toward her with his forearms on the back of the bar. “Sometimes, I leave here at night and take the boat out and anchor it off the jetty. I’ll lay down and sleep until the sun wakes me. That’s a fine feeling. I’ll fish until I have something to do or it’s time to come to work. Sometimes I take Fatima and Jaunito out with me. We watch the stars.”

 

Eve turned and looked at the table of masons talking in the candlelight. They were off to families, homes, someplace where grass spread out like ocean. They seemed like happy men, people whose work and lives came together.

 

She thought about Turner, her husband, disappearing with the cashier from the PhotoStop. Since then, life seemed just work. Aaron and June were in tots in grade school. Over the summer, daycare helped, when she had the money. Otherwise, mom was good, despite all the bitching. Even now, with school in, it was work, just a different kind. Wake early, dress the kids, feed them, and get them to the bus. Then, clean, shop, and wash. And if there was time, read and nap before the kids came home. And then it was homework, dinner, and making sure they were set for the evening. She ironed a white shirt and black pants, and picked up the woman who stayed with the children until she arrived home. By the time she drove the sleepy babysitter home, she collapsed in bed for a few hours before it began again.

 

Weekends were worse. There was no relief from Aaron and June, God love them. Saturday was the zoo or the movies, eating all the time, it seemed, and never a quiet moment. Sunday was swimming at the beach or to the park. It was never laying in the sun, but run, run, run.

 

Now, with winter coming, opportunities to get the kids outdoors were becoming slim. Nights at Sprightly’s inside wouldn’t be a picnic either. It was one thing to be confined to the house with the kids all day, and then to be outside all evening. It was another to be inside all the time.

 

She eased back on the bar stool, sliding her arms down the brass rail until she wrapped her hands around it. The wind whisked salt air in from the ocean. A boat, she thought. That would be nice. She imagined herself and Aaron and June wrapped in sleeping bags on the bottom of a boat rocking on the waves. She could hold their warm little bodies close, read them books in the fire of a flashlight, watch shooting stars streak across the Milky Way.


 

highway beautification

 

to make a highway pretty’s

been a problem since appius claudius cćcus

decided to move rome’s legions

faster, farther, and more efficiently

 

in all these years—

nay, millennia—of pavement engineering

only romans themselves

solved the highway beautification problem

with a landscaping program

 

once dead, they would be planted

along the shoulder of the appian way—

a perennial for everyone to see

 

for the rich, broad-shouldered,

single-eyebrowed mausoleums;

middle classes rested, if not chicly,

then tastefully,

in sprawling columbaria

kept garden fresh by slaves

later sown in potter’s fields

 

a hundred thousand miles of memoria

erase the eyesore of interstate,

four- and two-lane,

divided, undivided, turning-lane,

soft- and hard-shouldered,

urban and rural highway

 

behind guardrails,

perhaps even holding them up,

gravestones, urns, crosses,

wreaths, stars of david, mausoleums,

vases, crescent moons,

bronze baby booties, photos behind glass

 

gone the need to plant

to plow to mow to send

men in orange suits

to pluck ballooned shopping bags

from bushes

to stuff sun-faded wreaths

into black plastic bags

 


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